2008 Democratic National Convention

Yesterday a friend of mine sent me a copy of an email he had just received. He said it was mailed to him by  the Democratic National Committee and was a draft of the agenda for the 2008 National Convention. I read it over and from what I understand about the Democratic party, it appears to be a legitimate. I’ll pass it on and let you make your own judgement.

2008 Democratic Convention Schedule…  

Body: Upcoming 2008 Democratic Convention agenda!

6:00 p.m. – Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. – Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.

6:30 p.m. – Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. – Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. – Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. – Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. – Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. – Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00 p.m. – Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30.p.m. – * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. – Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. – Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. – Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’

10:30 p.m. – Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. – Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. – Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and    same sex).

                     Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. – Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. – ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.

11:59 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. – Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?

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